Anonymous said: what if you put it in a girl's butt and get poop on your wang.
If Wes Anderson directed porn (mostly SFW)
This is actually amazing.
This is TOO accurate.
this is the most important thing on the internet today
i’m over here convulsing violently
he looks like waka flocka’s mother
I am in tears with the hair going in the breeze 😂
Dude has gotten literally gotten too high
THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING SNOOP OH MY GOD
There are certain things, no matter what, you have to keep inside.”
— Haruki Murakami, Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage (via l084)